A man named Chad arranged a tryst,

With a lady who had never been kist.

She resisted his advances,

Which reduced her chances,

Of ever living in sweet marital blyst.

Count Sneaky

SERENADE

Sailing on a cappucino sea,

In a lovely chocolate mocha ship.

Drop anchor in Cocoa Bay,

Put in a straw for a long sweet sip,

And drink your troubles away.

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Count Sneaky