Forgive my hearing loss.

I just got back from

two weeks of

Banjo Camp!

Count Sneaky

PARTY TIME...

Senator Dipp was a conservative backer,

A party whip and talleywhacker.

He kept them in line,

And made them dine,

On an oyster and a cracker.

Count Sneaky

A man named Chad arranged a tryst,

With a lady who had never been kist.

She resisted his advances,

Which reduced her chances,

Of ever living in sweet marital blyst.

Count Sneaky

SERENADE

Sailing on a cappucino sea,

In a lovely chocolate mocha ship.

Drop anchor in Cocoa Bay,

Put in a straw for a long sweet sip,

And drink your troubles away.

***

Count Sneaky

While visiting in Argentina,

A fellow bought a concertina.

He played it well,

But, his wife said,

"You shoulda bought a vacuum cleaner!"

Count Sneaky

GLAMOR

There was a lady named Druscilla,

Of glamor she had only a scintilla,

But, she made up her mind,

Put her dreams behind,

and settled for plain vanilla.

Count Sneaky

AS LITTLE GIRLS SEE LITTLE BOYS

They're made vicious,

And totally malicious,

With nasty tongues,

And very big lungs,

Topped off with a grin,

Wicked as any 'ol sin.

Count Sneaky