Welcome to Count Sneaky's Electric Notebook wherein you will find Moral and Refined Entertainment, Unique and Original for Ladies and Gentlemen of All Ages . Here there be no dragons. Here there be as the late "Chuckles the Clown" said, "A little song, a little dance, a shot of seltzer down the pants!" Build a few castles in the air ...rent them out to friends or spend a little time there yourself to find respite from this
all too serious world. As the Count has said many times, "Nobody knows the truffles I've seen!" The Count has learned a lot about the world from
the Jiffy Lube waiting room to the artist's booths in Montmarte, the Wal-Mart snack bar to the Black Forest, the local car wash to the mountains of Haiti. The Count is older than his ties and younger than his ambitions.
So, let us kick back and enjoy a few moments of merriment.
This blog is a work in progress. The graphics are horrible...the layout is absymal and the pavement and drainage is a mess. So, hang with me
and share those moral and refined amusements and unique funny incidents along with any of your favorite eccentricities (so long as they're funny) with the Count. Remember, to suffer fools gladly...some of them maybe your relatives! My Best, Count Sneaky
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- Count Sneaky
- Greetings. I, Count Sneaky,can add little to my profile except to tell you the Count is older than dirt and has been married to a lovely lady for the past 53 years,and has one son and two grandsons; and has had a most wonderful life. As heir to the throne of the long-deposed (and despised) duchy of Umbrage, Chevalier of Dithyramb, Notary Sojac, Knight of the Umbilical Cord, Pecadillo appraiser, Member: Society of Sychophants, Society of Deposed Aristocracy of Moronica, LED, COD, Duc de Tape, and retired from post of Sanitation Engineer with Dept. of Trash, Soda City. Provider of unique and eccentric, moral and refined entertainment for ladies and gentlemen of all ages. Hermetically sealed under my hand this day.
