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Adam was not appalled,When he experienced the fall;
For he found Eve more enthralling,
When the leaves were falling.
Joe L. Hardegree
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God have mercy on the sinner,
Who tries every diet to get thinner,
And when the diet comes to an end,
Has to find another to begin!
C.S.
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There was a young man from York,
Who was thought of as a dork,
Until he became a winner,
When during a boring dinner,
He discovered the quark.
C.S.
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If I could journalize,
I wouldn't have to internalize,
All of this crap.
I could take a nap,
And then go externalize!.
C.S.
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The Count's Rule for Muddling Through.
Mind your own business,
Try not to meddle.
Handle it all with finesse,
Wait for the dust to settle.
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If you cross a pug with a boxer what kind of dog
do you get? Answer: A dog that loses every fight.
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The length of shoelaces was established by the
International Shoelace Federation in 1948 to keep the
industry from typing itself up in knots.
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