Sunday, June 21, 2009

A man named Chad arranged a tryst,

With a lady who had never been kist.

She resisted his advances,

Which reduced her chances,

Of ever living in sweet marital blyst.

Count Sneaky
Sailing on a cappucino sea,
In a lovely chocolate mocha ship.
Drop anchor in Cocoa Bay,
Put in a straw for a long sweet sip,
And drink your troubles away.
Count Sneaky