Greetings. I, Count Sneaky,can add little to my profile except to tell you the Count is older than dirt and
has been married to a lovely lady for the past 53 years,and has one son and two grandsons;
and has had a most wonderful life. As heir to the throne of the long-deposed (and despised) duchy of Umbrage, Chevalier of Dithyramb, Notary Sojac, Knight of the Umbilical Cord, Pecadillo appraiser, Member: Society of Sychophants, Society of Deposed Aristocracy of Moronica, LED, COD, Duc de Tape, and retired from post
of Sanitation Engineer with Dept. of Trash, Soda City. Provider of unique and eccentric, moral and refined entertainment for ladies and gentlemen of all ages. Hermetically sealed under my hand
this day.