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" Sometimes, I just sits and thinks "..."Sometimes I just sits!" ***
DID YOU KNOW...
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The Roman Candle was invented in China for Wal-Mart.
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There is no zero in Roman numerals. They knew everything.
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Iowa is bigger than Portugal, but Portugal holds no political primaries.
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200 million atoms placed in a row would measure one inch, more or less, or the length of the average attention span.
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The earliest known will was written in 2550 B.C. by the earliest known lawyer.
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Maine is the only state with a one-syllable name. Be still my heart!
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Frogs have no ribs, but their legs are very tasty.
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What Little Jack Horner pulled out of a pie resulted in a lawsuit.
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"A woman I knew could speak six languages and couldn't say no in any of them!" Dorothy Parker
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If there's an elephant in the room you should introduce it to the 800lb. gorilla.
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If it looks like a dumpster. if it smells like a dumpster...it must be a dumpster!
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