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"Stop yelling, 'DAMAGE REPORT!', every time the grand kids leave!"
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"Of course it's not your size, Maude. They don't make your size!"
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"You're down to your last marbles, Earl. Don't push it!"
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"It's fat-free, no cholesterol, and no calories. Don't ask what it is!"
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"My daddy says that when he was a boy, you were a young man.
Is that true, Grandpa?"
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"Same old same old, Earl. But, I think you will be intrigued
by its piquant bouquet and slightly fruity taste!"
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"I've done the big five oh! I've done the big six oh! Now, I'm working
on the big OH NO!
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"Dinner will be ready shortly. There's just enough time to mow
the lawn; trim the hedges; carry out the trash; and fix that leaky faucet."
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"No, Maude, I am not going to stop and ask for directions...what
difference does it make WHERE we're going!"
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Count Sneaky
