While visiting in Argentina,

A fellow bought a concertina.

He played it well,

But, his wife said,

"You shoulda bought a vacuum cleaner!"

Count Sneaky

GLAMOR

There was a lady named Druscilla,

Of glamor she had only a scintilla,

But, she made up her mind,

Put her dreams behind,

and settled for plain vanilla.

Count Sneaky

AS LITTLE GIRLS SEE LITTLE BOYS

They're made vicious,

And totally malicious,

With nasty tongues,

And very big lungs,

Topped off with a grin,

Wicked as any 'ol sin.

Count Sneaky