When I hear life is a "Journey" one more time...
I'm going to demand I see your ticket!
My inner voice is bringing out my need for
a hearing aid.
Life is like, "I just can't believe I did that!"
I never quiet rise to the occasion when I
can crawl under it.
When my coat-of-arms dropped off the wall,
I was crest-fallen.
I wasn't born yesterday...I was born in the last century
My family sold me to some gypsies when I was three.
It worked until they demanded a refund.