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COUNT SNEAKY'S RUMINATIONS...1. I make it a rule never to boldly go where no man has gone
before.
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2. Funny, I don't remember collecting $2oo as I went past go
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3. Every day is a new opportunity to screw things up.
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4. Life IS worth living! In fact, that's the only way it can be done!
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5. If your life resembles a garbage dump,
just think of it as an environmentally-sound landfill.
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6. I had a kit and caboodle...until I misplaced the caboodle.
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7. Fortunately, growing up has its own compensations,
although I can't think of any.
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8. Thanks to Prozac my head is in a better place where
it can't do any harm.
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9. If opportunity knocks, it's probably selling something.
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10. Nobody said life was fair or easy, but it comes
with a lifetime guarantee.
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Count Sneaky
