Count Sneaky's Electric Notebook

Adam was not appalled,

When he experienced the fall;

For he found Eve more enthralling,

When the leaves were falling.

Joe L. Hardegree

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God have mercy on the sinner,

Who tries every diet to get thinner,

And when the diet comes to an end,

Has to find another to begin!

C.S.

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There was a young man from York,

Who was thought of as a dork,

Until he became a winner,

When during a boring dinner,

He discovered the quark.

C.S.

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If I could journalize,

I wouldn't have to internalize,

All of this crap.

I could take a nap,

And then go externalize!.

C.S.

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The Count's Rule for Muddling Through.

Mind your own business,

Try not to meddle.

Handle it all with finesse,

Wait for the dust to settle.

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If you cross a pug with a boxer what kind of dog

do you get? Answer: A dog that loses every fight.

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The length of shoelaces was established by the

International Shoelace Federation in 1948 to keep the

industry from typing itself up in knots.

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