Count Sneaky's Journal

Little Girls

AS LITTLE BOYS

SEE

LITTLE GIRLS...

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They're made of bile,

And everything vile.

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With little dresses,

And long tresses,

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Topped off with a smile,

Wicked as a country mile!

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Count Sneaky

OFFICE MOMENTS...

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My cup runneth over...so does my desk!
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You got your troubles, I got mine...Now shut up

and listen to mine!

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I can dog-paddle 'til Friday!

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Tell me about it...I got my boots on!

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The marriage didn't work because I'm digital

and she's analogue.

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When I lost my last job before this one, I realized

the value of little things...my job, my salary,

my benefits...

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Actually, most of my quality time is spent

in Wal-Mart...

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Welcome to my Abyss...let's just sit here and stare

into it for a few minutes.

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Welcome to my cage. You rattled?

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No, Jackson, don't look at as being "fired"... You're

being "negatively hired!"

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Count Sneaky

THOUGHTS FOR YOUR PENNY...

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When I hear life is a "Journey" one more time...

I'm going to demand I see your ticket!

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My inner voice is bringing out my need for

a hearing aid.

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Life is like, "I just can't believe I did that!"

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I never quiet rise to the occasion when I

can crawl under it.

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When my coat-of-arms dropped off the wall,

I was crest-fallen.

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I wasn't born yesterday...I was born in the last century

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My family sold me to some gypsies when I was three.

It worked until they demanded a refund.

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Count Sneaky

Forgive my hearing loss.

I just got back from

two weeks of

Banjo Camp!

Count Sneaky

PARTY TIME...

Senator Dipp was a conservative backer,

A party whip and talleywhacker.

He kept them in line,

And made them dine,

On an oyster and a cracker.

Count Sneaky