A young man named Sealyham,
Filled his balloon with helium,
Caught a breeze,
Stifiled a sneeze,
And said,"I'm off to New Zelium!"
There was a maiden named Thalia,
Who despised failure.
Beautiful and chaste,
She refused to marry in haste,
Until offered Queen's regalia.
A new planet, named Simoneades, was discovered last week by astronomers in California. How it got to California is not known.
A man was finally found after a nationwide search for a male who refuses to take charge of his tv's remote control.
TIP OF THE WEEK: You can put new wine in old bottles. Who's going to know, or mention it?