Count Sneaky's Electric Notebook

Bless my rusty dusty, Father,

For I have sinned,

I wet my crib after,

My diaper came unpinned.

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I know I'm a lot of bother,

An' create a lot of trouble,

'Cause I just lay here,

An' goo-goo an' bubble.

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But, I'll get bigger,

An' make plenty of money,

Meantine, you and mom,

Just call me Honey.

Count Sneaky