Tuesday, March 24, 2009

" Sometimes, I just sits and thinks "..."Sometimes I just sits!"
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DID YOU KNOW...
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The Roman Candle was invented in China for Wal-Mart.
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There is no zero in Roman numerals. They knew everything.
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Iowa is bigger than Portugal, but Portugal holds no political primaries.
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200 million atoms placed in a row would measure one inch, more or less, or the length of the average attention span.
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The earliest known will was written in 2550 B.C. by the earliest known lawyer.
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Maine is the only state with a one-syllable name. Be still my heart!
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Frogs have no ribs, but their legs are very tasty.
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What Little Jack Horner pulled out of a pie resulted in a lawsuit.
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"A woman I knew could speak six languages and couldn't say no in any of them!" Dorothy Parker
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If there's an elephant in the room you should introduce it to the 800lb. gorilla.
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If it looks like a dumpster. if it smells like a dumpster...it must be a dumpster!
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3 comments:

Drizzle Kid said...

I've been to quite a few music festivals and after some days there, camping on a meadow packed with tents and small carts where you can buy food and a gazing warm sun over the meadow. The camping site both smells and looks like a dumpster(a dumpster filled with tents). When you think of your last 'did you know' and of the music festivals, I'd say that people pay money to go and live in a dumpster for a week and to watch some bands play live.

Fran Hill said...

Dorothy Parker - my all time favourite. She has to be on any list.

alantru said...

Nice!

Did you know: "It's only funny until someone loses an ideology."