Count Sneaky's Electric Notebook

"What would I do with a piece of your mind?

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"Well, Kemo Sabe, What do we do now!"

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"Oh! Be still my beating heart!"

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"If beauty is only skin deep, how deep

does it need to go?"

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"A fool and his money will have a good time!"

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"If you are a few bricks short of a load,

don't take the truck out of the brickyard!"

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"Of course you don't need a nose job...

it works doesn't it?"

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"Do you know anyone who has never stuck

a Q-Tip in his ear!"

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"The early bird still has to eat worms!"

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"Taco Bell is suing a rival for copyright

infringement to get its ding dong back!"

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"Two wrongs don't make a right,

but sometimes they make a maybe!"

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"Is there anything men can't do working

together? Yeah. They can't read a manual!"

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"Politics is the art of possibly doing

the possible if possible!"

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"Do not live in a glasshouse if you are

a stone's throw from your neighbor!"

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"My ancestors came on over the

Mayflower...in the brig!"

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"You spent a mountain of money

to buy a molehill!"

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"Wooda, coulda, shoulda...didya?"

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"Go talk to Rover...You're sleeping

in his house tonight!"

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