Count Sneaky's Electric Notebook

OFFICE MOMENTS...

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My cup runneth over...so does my desk!
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You got your troubles, I got mine...Now shut up

and listen to mine!

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I can dog-paddle 'til Friday!

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Tell me about it...I got my boots on!

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The marriage didn't work because I'm digital

and she's analogue.

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When I lost my last job before this one, I realized

the value of little things...my job, my salary,

my benefits...

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Actually, most of my quality time is spent

in Wal-Mart...

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Welcome to my Abyss...let's just sit here and stare

into it for a few minutes.

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Welcome to my cage. You rattled?

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No, Jackson, don't look at as being "fired"... You're

being "negatively hired!"

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Count Sneaky