"Do not mess with me! Do not touch me!
"So, have a hissy fit!"
"It doesn't come in YOUR size!"
"Fill in the blank. Kiss my ____!"
"Your incompetence without arrogance
"What's on your mind...if you'll allow
"I'm only into this relationship
for the food and fireplace."
"If you're a few bricks short of a load...
Don't take the truck out of the brickyard!"
"Can you spell hemorrhoids, Mr. Rogers?"
...From the Diary of Strutz the Cat